The Textual Abuse Page

Tell me a little about yourself...

Intensity: Slight Abuse Abuse Intense Abuse	Gender: Male Female Unspecified	Politics: Democrat Republican Independent
Intelligence: Smart Average Stupid	Body: Overweight Average Underweight	Looks: Good-looking Average Bad-looking

This is a real simple script that I did in 1996 out of boredom. Ugly code, ugly HTML, bad all around. I've updated the code and HTML minimally (the original was pre-CSS, etc) and the names (they were all ~1996 politicians - "Clinton" still works nicely though). This has been reused, translated, ripped-off and copied all over the web over the past 12 years...